Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
When are your genitals available?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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