Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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