dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Naked. naked and bneed help.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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