either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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