is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You brought string cheese to the strip club
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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