after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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