stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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