some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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