i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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