I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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