You really coming over, don't trick.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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