I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
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Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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