Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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