with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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