No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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