He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I have post one night stand depression
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