I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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