and next time when you feel me up, do it right
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
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Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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