We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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