we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
