I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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