I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
false alarm, still single
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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