i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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