i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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