I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize