hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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