yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
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i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
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Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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