My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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