So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
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