Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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