I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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