Me. At least after what I've been through.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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