a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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