YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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