She announced her abortion via fbk
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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