I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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