I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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