If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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