Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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