who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
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pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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