Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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