i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
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