nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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