Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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