so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
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Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.