So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?