only if we run a train.
done.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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