OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right