He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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