I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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