I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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