Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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