I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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