took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
How does one acquire holy water?
Randomize
