my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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