Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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