i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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